Void Cloth [Redacted]

⚠️ WARNING: This item is NOT RECOMMENDED for purchase. ⚠️

Crafted from mysterious origins, the Void Cloth Redacted is unlike any other fabric known to humanity. Wearing it has been linked to prolonged feelings of dread, unexplained chills, and the unsettling sensation of being watched by unseen figures. Some wearers report vivid encounters with the Hat Burro, a shadowy figure said to drift between the edges of consciousness and reality—lurking in the darkest corners of your sleep.

Dangers Include:

• Sleep Paralysis: Wearers frequently awaken in the dead of night, immobilized, with the overwhelming presence of the Hat Burro standing at the foot of their bed.
• Eternal Staring: Some claim that gazing too long at the Void Cloth induces a trance-like state, during which they glimpse the abyss and the whispering void beyond.
• Redacted Memories: Prolonged exposure may result in lost hours, gaps in memory, and cryptic notes scrawled in handwriting that is both familiar and foreign.

DO NOT WEAR AT NIGHT. Reports of shadowy figures becoming more active after sunset are common. Those who dare wear this garment are encouraged to keep all lights on and avoid mirrors at all costs.

⚠️ State of California Warning ⚠️
This garment has been found to expose wearers to the Hat Burro, a known shadow entity in the state of California. Prolonged interaction may result in psychological distress, extreme paranoia, and encounters with interdimensional beings. Proceed with extreme caution.

This shirt is not for the faint of heart. Purchase at your own risk and remember: once you invite the void, it never leaves.