VOID CUP [REDACTED]

⚠️ WARNING: This item is NOT RECOMMENDED for purchase. ⚠️

The [redacted] cup is no ordinary vessel. Designed from unknown materials, it has been associated with unsettling experiences and encounters with the shadowy Hat Burro, a figure known to appear in dreams and moments of half-consciousness. Users report that drinking from this cup—especially black coffee—opens a gateway to the unknown.

Dangers Include:

• Sleep Disruption: Many users experience disturbed sleep patterns after just one sip, waking to find themselves in a state of paralysis, with the Hat Burro silently watching from the corner of the room.
• Black Coffee Abyss: Prolonged use may lead to feelings of being swallowed by the darkness of your drink, with strange apparitions manifesting in the swirling depths of your black coffee.
• Dimensional Drift: Frequent use has been linked to unsettling gaps in memory and reality, as though time itself bends around the cup, pulling you into the Hat Burro’s dimension.

DO NOT USE AFTER DARK. Drinking from this cup has been shown to increase paranormal activity, with sightings of the Hat Burro becoming more frequent at night.

⚠️ State of California Warning ⚠️
This cup may expose users to Hat Burro-related phenomena, a shadow entity known to cause psychological distress, hallucinations, and sleep paralysis. Use of this cup is known to disrupt both waking and sleeping states.

If you value your peace of mind, DO NOT bring this cup into your home. Purchase at your own peril, and remember: once the Hat Burro is invited, he never leaves.